When it comes to drinks, apparently you can’t win if you try.

This is all from the New York Times this week:

I’m thirsty. I want a soda… Sugary drinks tied to accelerated brain aging

Okay, so I will drink a diet soda instead… Diet sodas tied to dementia and stroke

Fine, I’ll have a beer… Beer drinkers may develop irregular heart rhythms

I give up. I guess I’ll just have water.